Top 10 Heartfelt 2016 Happy New Year Wishes to Share with Your Loved Ones

As we bid goodbye to 2015, we welcome the new year with open arms. It's that time of the year again when we all look forward to starting anew, making resolutions, and wishing our loved ones a happy new year. While some people take this opportunity to reflect on their past year's accomplishments and failures, others simply see this as another chance to party. Either way, the start of a new year is always exciting and full of promise.

So, what are your plans for the new year? Are you going to hit the gym and finally stick to your fitness goals? Or are you going to travel the world and explore new places? Maybe you're just going to take it easy and enjoy the little things in life. Whatever your plans may be, one thing's for sure – you're going to need some good old-fashioned new year wishes to kickstart your journey.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Oh great, another generic new year message. But fear not, my friend. I've got you covered. I've scoured the internet for the funniest, wittiest, and most original new year wishes out there. So sit back, relax, and let me do the work for you.

Let's start with the classics. Wishing you a happy new year filled with love, laughter, and lots of champagne. Simple, yet effective. Who doesn't love a good glass of bubbly, am I right?

But why stop there? Let's mix it up a bit. May your new year be as bright as your highlighter, as sparkly as your glitter, and as satisfying as your ASMR videos. Okay, maybe that one's a bit niche. But you get the idea.

Speaking of niche, how about some new year wishes for the tech-savvy? May your wifi be strong, your battery life be long, and your memes be dank. Because let's face it, what else do we really need in life?

But enough about technology. Let's focus on the real MVPs of the new year – our friends and family. May your troubles be as short-lived as your new year's resolutions and may your friendships last longer than a Snapchat streak. Aww, how heartwarming.

Of course, not everyone is feeling the lovey-dovey vibes this new year. Some people just want to be left alone. May your new year be so quiet that you can hear your own thoughts...and then promptly forget them. Hey, to each their own.

And finally, for those who are feeling a bit adventurous this new year. May your new year be filled with new experiences, new people, and new memories that you'll never post on Instagram. Because sometimes it's good to live in the moment, right?

So there you have it, folks. My top picks for new year wishes that are sure to make your loved ones chuckle. Remember, the start of a new year is all about spreading joy and positivity. So go ahead, send those messages, and let's make 2016 a year to remember.

Introduction

Well, well, well! It is that time of the year again. The time when we all start thinking about our New Year resolutions and how we are going to make 2016 our best year yet. But before we do that, let us take a moment to wish each other a Happy New Year.

The Classic Happy New Year Wishes

Let us start with the classic Happy New Year wishes. May this New Year bring you joy, peace, and prosperity. May you find love, happiness, and success in all your endeavors. May you be blessed with good health, wealth, and lots of laughter. And last but not least, May you have a blast on New Year's Eve and wake up without a hangover on New Year's Day.

The Cliché Happy New Year Wishes

Now, let us move on to the cliché Happy New Year wishes. May all your dreams come true in 2016. May you live life to the fullest in the New Year. May you seize every opportunity that comes your way. May your troubles be as few and far between as your blessings are many. And last but not least, May you always be surrounded by your loved ones.

The Sarcastic Happy New Year Wishes

Okay, let us be real here. We all know that our New Year resolutions are not going to last more than a week. So, let us embrace our laziness and make some sarcastic Happy New Year wishes. May you gain weight, lose money, and fail miserably at all your resolutions. May you procrastinate more and accomplish less. May you never change, because let us face it, you are perfect just the way you are.

The Inspirational Happy New Year Wishes

Now, let us get serious for a moment. Let us inspire each other with some motivational Happy New Year wishes. May you have the courage to pursue your dreams and overcome your fears. May you have the strength to face your challenges and persevere through your hardships. May you have the wisdom to learn from your mistakes and appreciate the lessons they teach you. And last but not least, may you have the faith to believe in yourself and trust that everything will work out just fine.

The Funny Happy New Year Wishes

Let us end this article on a high note with some funny Happy New Year wishes. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest never rise. May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-entomologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and your electrician. And last but not least, may your New Year's resolutions be as achievable as your weight loss goals.

Conclusion

There you have it, folks, some Happy New Year wishes to suit every mood and personality. Whether you are feeling classic, cliché, sarcastic, inspirational, or funny, there is a New Year wish for you. So, go ahead and spread some cheer, love, and laughter this New Year's Eve. And remember, no matter what happens in 2016, we will always have each other. Happy New Year!

2016 Happy New Year Wishes

Resolutions? More like 'Revolutions!' Let's take down the tyranny of carbs this year! I mean, seriously, who needs bread when you can have bacon? Let's all agree to start our day with a breakfast of champions: eggs, bacon, and a side of more bacon. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you.

An Abundant Supply of Tacos

I'm not just wishing you a happy new year, I'm wishing you an abundant supply of tacos. Because let's be real, nothing brings people together quite like a plate of delicious tacos. Let's make 2016 the year of the taco. Let's try every type of taco imaginable and declare a winner. And if anyone tries to tell you that tacos aren't a well-rounded meal, just remind them that they contain meat, vegetables, and tortillas. That's all the food groups, right?

World Crumble into Chaos

Let's make a pact: this year, we won't let the world crumble into chaos. Unless it's for a really good reason, like running out of coffee. Then all bets are off. But seriously, let's all try to be a little kinder to each other this year. Maybe hold the door open for someone or give a stranger a compliment. Who knows, maybe our small acts of kindness will inspire others to do the same. And before you know it, the world will be a better place. Or at least a slightly less terrible place.

May Your 2016 Be So Amazing

May your 2016 be so amazing, your neighbor asks to borrow your sunscreen even when it's cloudy. That's how awesome your year is going to be. You're going to have so many adventures and make so many memories that you'll need a whole new photo album just to document it all. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, just remember that their negativity is no match for your positive attitude. You got this.

New Year, Same Awesome Me

Forget 'new year, new me.' This year, it's 'new year, same awesome me with a few minor tweaks.' Because let's face it, you're already pretty great. But there's always room for improvement, right? Maybe you want to learn a new skill or take up a hobby. Or maybe you just want to stop using the word 'bae' (please, for the love of all that is good in the world, stop using 'bae'). Whatever your goals are for 2016, just remember that you're already awesome and everything else is just a bonus.

Happiness in 2016

Wishing you all enough happiness in 2016 to make even the Grinch smile. And we all know how hard that is. But seriously, let's all strive to be a little happier this year. Maybe that means taking a mental health day from work or spending more time with loved ones. Maybe it means indulging in your favorite guilty pleasure (hello, Netflix binge). Whatever brings you joy, do more of it this year. Life's too short to be anything but happy.

Stop Using 'Bae' and 'On Fleek'

Let's make a resolution to stop using 'bae' and 'on fleek' in 2016. Or at least only use them ironically. Because let's face it, those words have been overused to the point of exhaustion. It's time to retire them and come up with some new, creative vocabulary. And if you're feeling really ambitious, maybe you can even bring back some old-school slang. Who knows, maybe 'groovy' will make a comeback.

Bright and Shiny 2016

May your 2016 be as bright and shiny as the belly of a freshly Bath & Body Works-ed mallrat. Seriously, have you ever seen a more sparkly creature? But in all seriousness, let's all aim to shine a little brighter this year. Maybe that means trying out a bold new hairstyle or wearing that outfit you've been too afraid to wear. Or maybe it means just being more confident in yourself and your abilities. Whatever it takes to let your inner sparkle shine through, do it.

Attainable Goals in 2016

This year, let's all aim for something attainable, like learning how to perfectly replicate our favorite fast food meals at home. Because let's face it, sometimes we just need a Big Mac and fries. But why spend money on fast food when you can make it at home, right? And who knows, maybe you'll end up making an even better version of your favorite meal. Plus, think of all the money you'll save. It's a win-win situation.

Unlimited Breadsticks Promotion

Wishing you a 2016 that's better than an unlimited breadsticks promotion at Olive Garden. I mean, who wouldn't want that? But seriously, may your year be filled with all the good things in life: love, laughter, and of course, carbs. Because life's too short to deny ourselves the simple pleasures. So go ahead, indulge a little. You deserve it.

2016 Happy New Year Wishes: A Comical Take

As the clock struck midnight on December 31st, 2015, people all over the world were filled with hope and excitement for the upcoming year. And what better way to express this than by sending out Happy New Year wishes to friends and loved ones? But let's face it, some of those messages can be a bit clichéd. Here's a humorous take on some of the most common New Year's wishes:

May all your dreams come true!

Sure, we all have dreams, but let's be realistic here. If your dream is to win the lottery, chances are it's not going to happen. Instead, why not wish for something more attainable? Like, May you finally find that missing sock that's been eluding you for months.

Wishing you health and happiness in the New Year!

Yes, health and happiness are important, but they're also incredibly vague. Let's get specific. How about, Wishing you enough sick days to take a long weekend once in a while, and just enough drama in your life to keep things interesting.

Here's to a year filled with love and laughter!

Love and laughter are great, but let's not forget about the other emotions. How about, Here's to a year filled with awkward moments that you'll laugh about later, and just enough sadness to make you appreciate the good times.

Table of Common New Year's Wishes:

Common New Year's Wish	Comical Take
May all your dreams come true!	May you finally find that missing sock that's been eluding you for months.
Wishing you health and happiness in the New Year!	Wishing you enough sick days to take a long weekend once in a while, and just enough drama in your life to keep things interesting.
Here's to a year filled with love and laughter!	Here's to a year filled with awkward moments that you'll laugh about later, and just enough sadness to make you appreciate the good times.

So there you have it. Next time you're sending out Happy New Year wishes, consider switching it up with a comical take on the usual clichés. Because let's face it, we could all use a little more laughter in our lives.

Cheers to a New Year, and Another Chance for Us to Get it Right!

Dear blog visitors,

As we approach the end of 2016, it’s time to reflect on the year that has passed and think about the year ahead. It’s been an eventful year, to say the least. We’ve seen political turmoil, natural disasters, and celebrity deaths that have left us feeling shocked and saddened. But amidst all the chaos, there have also been moments of joy, love, and laughter.

And now, as we bid farewell to 2016, it’s time to welcome in the New Year with open arms. A new year means new opportunities, new experiences, and a chance to start fresh. So, without further ado, here are my Happy New Year wishes for you:

Firstly, I hope that 2017 brings you happiness and peace. Life can be tough, but I hope that the coming year is filled with moments of joy and serenity that make all the struggles worthwhile.

Secondly, I wish you success in your endeavors. Whether it’s a new job, a new relationship, or a new personal goal, I hope that you achieve everything that you set out to do.

Thirdly, I hope that you find love and companionship in the coming year. Whether it’s with a romantic partner, a close friend, or a furry companion, there’s nothing quite like the warmth and comfort of having someone by your side.

Fourthly, I hope that you take care of yourself in 2017. Mental and physical health are so important, and I hope that you prioritize self-care and well-being in the coming year.

Fifthly, I hope that you travel to new places and experience new cultures. There’s a whole world out there waiting to be explored, and I hope that you have the opportunity to see as much of it as possible.

Sixthly, I hope that you find your passion and pursue it with everything you’ve got. Whether it’s art, music, writing, or something entirely different, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of doing something that you love.

Seventhly, I hope that you make new friends and strengthen existing relationships. Life is so much better when you have people to share it with.

Eighthly, I hope that you laugh often and often. Laughter is truly the best medicine, and I hope that you have plenty of it in 2017.

Ninthly, I hope that you learn something new every day. Whether it’s a new skill, a new language, or simply a new fact, there’s always something to be learned.

Tenthly, and most importantly, I hope that you remember that you are loved and valued. You are an amazing person, and you deserve all the happiness and success in the world.

So, here’s to a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year. May 2017 be everything you hope for and more. Cheers!

Sincerely,

Your friendly neighborhood blogger